pork and beans

definatly an amazing song
i mean come on, it freakin weezer!!
but the video,...
the video is one of the most amzing things that i have ever seen in my life
u'd probably only get it if ur waaayy to into pop culture like myself
if so watch it here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
if not, watch it there anyway, just bcuz its hil-freakin-arious!

the davinci code

i watched the movie und i knew about everything, well 85% of the stuff, that they were explaining, so i was not too taking back
until they started talking about the 'rose line', rosline, rosslyn, rosaline,
how ever way u want it, it symbolizes the divine woman, the perfect female, the most beautiful creature
and they failed to mention that, but i caught it, bizarre...y would they not say it?
now im completely obsessed with that fact, being i think important, yet they keep it out... as if thy were kinda hiding it
und i want to know y i know this anyway..
i blame u karla
even shakespear knew of rosaline
come on people!!

ohkay

my new name is butter or butters
or my crack whore name is jazmynne
pick one! lol
oh und karla i got a fake tramp stamp! thought of u!

chastity

is over rated - ben e.
well u know wat..
i kinda want a chastity ring,..
sounds kinda funny und stupid but i think its a cute idea
so god damnit i will get the fucking ring!
as long as i can keep swearing ^ lol

my father

1st - my dad grounds me 4 a day becuz i was charging my i-pod
so i go 2 girl scout camp this week end [yeah ik ur thinking 'shes too old for gs' well ur never 2 old for it...]
anyway my leader told ever1 to b picked up at 2:30 [all the girls car pooled so we needed rides home]
but she forgot she told em that and we came at 3
so im a half hr late not knowing it and..
2nd - my dad grounds me4 a week off the phone, cell phone, and no i-pod
wtf mate?

random facts of the day

- There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
- The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off
- Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult
- Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
- Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing
- Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people
- Clinophobia is the fear of beds
- Porcupines float in water
- Cat urine glows under a black-light
- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation
- It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas
- It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska
hope u enjoyed that..

ur so gay

and you dont even like boys..
haha katy perry rock ur socks und you dont even know it
go listen to ur so gay, or i kissed a girl, or hot & cold, sooo a -freakin - mazin!
also..
im bored! und karla wont answer her phone und my parents wont take me to germany so i now refuse to talk to them
ola!

I shall try...

To Post a pick...



Did it work?
If so that is my dog Buddy.

Because of Karla...

Okay, Karla brought up how i said gay pride last post..
True Im not gay, but I have a love for gay people, to the point were very often I find a gay guy to be hott and sweet and then Im like 'Damnit he's gay!' and get quite sad...
Plus I have quite a few gay or bi [but sadly no transgender]friends, so i support gay pride. I even yell it out at places when i see a colorful clothing item, so yeah, Im not poking funn at anyone, if you think I am, then fuck you...
GAY PRIDE!
KICKS ASS!
YOU'RE JEALOUS!