wow..

long time no blog.
i kinda feel like a horrible person now, great.
hmm maybe ill make this blog christmasy in regards to the holidays.
in that case; i hate christmas.
u maybe thinking to yourself "How could a kid hate Christmas?" well uve never been around my family/ nor have u taking a step back from ur life.
as in talking about my family, its mucho yelling, mass stress, and extreme disorder
as in talking about the step back, have u seen the general public when it comes to the season of giving? small children wining about what they want or didnt get, mass hystaria at stores, parking lots, and streets, where they only place u wont get killed is ur house and most of the time that isnt even true.
the only safe place to hide is your lonely room, which doesnt seem so bad until two weeks has gone by and u havent seen the light of day
so yeah its either become a zombie or a christmas drone, or i guess u can lay dying on the linoliem floor in macys.
choose wisely.

ashley tisdale

i aparently look like her??
i dont get it
yeah we both have blonde hair
but thats it
und y do nurses or doctors look at ur vagina und/or penis?
trust me, if it turns green, ill tell u myself but u dont have to go pokin around down there
i swear i feel like theyre feeling me up und it scares me

warped tour

was sooo freakin awesome u all should be jealous
year #2, woohoo!
some of the amazing bands i saw include:
the academy is..., cobra starship, gym class heroes, we the kings, as i lay dying, say anything, 3OH!3, norma jean, the higher, und, KATY PERRY!!
hahaha
it was amazing, i think she looked right at me =p
plus we [jessica und i] met roger from dose of adolesensce
yay us!
if u went tell me cuz it was sooo much funn
trojan inflatable?
wtf?

santi's little helpers

I'm not IN LOVE!
This is not MY HEART!
I'm not gonna waste these words
About a girl.

i.love.that.song.
william sang it at warped tour und i just about died!!
go the academy is...!!

Tokio Hotel pwns your face

do ya see that?
that right there, is brilliance
GO TO THE FREAKING SHOW!

O-M-to the freakin-GEE!!!!!!!

ITS JULY FIRST RIGHT?? RIGHT??
WELL THAT MEANS IVE BEEN VEGGIE 4 A YEAR!!
yay me!!
how do i celabrate?
by going 2 soccer practice 2 nite, woohoo =\

pork and beans

definatly an amazing song
i mean come on, it freakin weezer!!
but the video,...
the video is one of the most amzing things that i have ever seen in my life
u'd probably only get it if ur waaayy to into pop culture like myself
if so watch it here: http://youtube.com/watch?v=muP9eH2p2PI
if not, watch it there anyway, just bcuz its hil-freakin-arious!

the davinci code

i watched the movie und i knew about everything, well 85% of the stuff, that they were explaining, so i was not too taking back
until they started talking about the 'rose line', rosline, rosslyn, rosaline,
how ever way u want it, it symbolizes the divine woman, the perfect female, the most beautiful creature
and they failed to mention that, but i caught it, bizarre...y would they not say it?
now im completely obsessed with that fact, being i think important, yet they keep it out... as if thy were kinda hiding it
und i want to know y i know this anyway..
i blame u karla
even shakespear knew of rosaline
come on people!!

ohkay

my new name is butter or butters
or my crack whore name is jazmynne
pick one! lol
oh und karla i got a fake tramp stamp! thought of u!

chastity

is over rated - ben e.
well u know wat..
i kinda want a chastity ring,..
sounds kinda funny und stupid but i think its a cute idea
so god damnit i will get the fucking ring!
as long as i can keep swearing ^ lol

my father

1st - my dad grounds me 4 a day becuz i was charging my i-pod
so i go 2 girl scout camp this week end [yeah ik ur thinking 'shes too old for gs' well ur never 2 old for it...]
anyway my leader told ever1 to b picked up at 2:30 [all the girls car pooled so we needed rides home]
but she forgot she told em that and we came at 3
so im a half hr late not knowing it and..
2nd - my dad grounds me4 a week off the phone, cell phone, and no i-pod
wtf mate?

random facts of the day

- There are 18 different animal shapes in the Animal Crackers cookie zoo!
- The Mona Lisa has no eyebrows. It was the fashion in Renaissance Florence to shave them off
- Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult
- Forest fires move faster uphill than downhill
- Skepticisms is the longest word that alternates hands when typing
- Over 2500 left handed people a year are killed from using products made for right handed people
- Clinophobia is the fear of beds
- Porcupines float in water
- Cat urine glows under a black-light
- A cockroach can live several weeks with its head cut off - it dies from starvation
- It's against the law to pawn your dentures in Las Vegas
- It's against the law to burp, or sneeze in a certain church in Omaha, Nebraska
hope u enjoyed that..

ur so gay

and you dont even like boys..
haha katy perry rock ur socks und you dont even know it
go listen to ur so gay, or i kissed a girl, or hot & cold, sooo a -freakin - mazin!
also..
im bored! und karla wont answer her phone und my parents wont take me to germany so i now refuse to talk to them
ola!

I shall try...

To Post a pick...



Did it work?
If so that is my dog Buddy.

Because of Karla...

Okay, Karla brought up how i said gay pride last post..
True Im not gay, but I have a love for gay people, to the point were very often I find a gay guy to be hott and sweet and then Im like 'Damnit he's gay!' and get quite sad...
Plus I have quite a few gay or bi [but sadly no transgender]friends, so i support gay pride. I even yell it out at places when i see a colorful clothing item, so yeah, Im not poking funn at anyone, if you think I am, then fuck you...
GAY PRIDE!
KICKS ASS!
YOU'RE JEALOUS!

Make-Up

Currently [its 10:43 pm here] Im wearing hott pink eyeshadow from hot topic, blue eyeliner on my bottom eyelid, also from hot topic, blak mascara [no idea where from]und some light pink[almost dogwood pink] eyeshadow toward my eyebrows...
THANK YOU LAUREN FROM YOUTUBE 4 teachin me how to do it!!
its called Candy Pink Pop i think...hmm...
anyway its funn and colorful, like gay pride! yippy!

Ahh Germany!

Land of my ancetors, und current land of Tokio Hotel!
Anyone out there ever hear of them, maybe,maybe..no? Well fuck you,und when you're done w/ that go look them up!.. but wash your hands first..

Anyway, there soo amazing Im teaching myself 2 talk German, or Deutsch really..hence me saying und alot..(it means and)...so i my post in german from time 2 time, have funn w/ that Karla!

this is a-freakin-mazing

Ok this is even better than Shake It..
Love Me Dead by Ludo, best lyrics ever!!
"Love me cancerously, like a salt-sore soaked in the sea.
'High-maintenance' means you're a gluttonous queen,
Narcissistic and mean.Kill me romantically, fill my soul with vomit
Then ask me for a piece of gum.
Bitter and dumb, you're my sugarplum.
You're awful, I love you!"

Ever hear of...

Shake It by Metro Station??
It's punk meets electronic and it rocks your face off!
-don't know where that came from but ok...

i just figured out how this works...

so now im gona use it!
hey every one, wats up?

well..i lied, i dont exactly know how to use this, but im gona give it my best shot

hopefully ill understand it soon!

-ola

p.s. your probaly thinking *ola means hello noy goodbye, plus you spelled it wrong* well,

1. i know it means hi, its just a bad habit

2. i know its spelled wrong but i like it better that way...